Monday, April 6, 2009

surprise, surprise!

Mommy Lesson #245:
If at any point in the day you hear your toddler say, "Oh. Mommy. Come here!", drop everything and do so immediately.
But first, brace yourself...'Cause there's no telling what you might see.

Case in point:
Today, while drying my hair, I heard Avery utter the "Phrase O' Doom."
I quickly turned off the hair dryer and rushed into the next room to see what she needed.
What greeted me in the next room?
A lovely pile of Avery excrement.


The details are a little fuzzy, but I *think* I asked, "What did you do? Did you poo poo in the closet?!?"
To which Avery responded, "Yes, Mommy. You need to clean it."
After trying to hide my smile at the brazenness that is my two-year-old Avery, I said, "Oh. Well, I think that you need to help me."

Needless to say, Avery and I had a serious discussion about the proper placement of human waste this afternoon.

22 year-old Jennifer would be shocked and appalled to know that 32 year-old Jennifer not only openly talks about poop, but unashamedly writes about it on her blog.

What's become of me?


Wendi @ Every Day Miracles said...

Hmmm...What's become of you? You've gone through that amazing transformation from woman to MOTHER. :) Poo will always bother you - but as a mother, God gives a VERY special kind of grace. :)

So, so funny Jennifer. It sounds like you really kept your cool. I don't know if I would've been such a good mama... :)

Emalee said...

WOW that was funny!!! I am sorry you had to clean up poo.....

Sarah @ Thrifty Decor Chick said...

Our son has taken to throwing said poop from his diaper. It's only happened a few times but one day it happened TWICE in one "nap" -- TWICE. WHat the ?? He is permantely in too-small onesies till this phase is done. I feel ya.

Nikki said...

Oh Nice!

Colored With Memories said...

motherhood moments at their finest!

Sonya @ Balentine Bliss said...

Yes, well, at least you are not writing about her fingerpainting with it. :)

Beth@Not a Bow in Sight said...

Poop is always post-worthy :)

Brittany said...

Ya know what they say... it's a "poopy" job, but somebody's gotta do it!

Didn't you have an incident while drying your hair a couple weeks ago? :)

Kelli said...

I laughed out loud at her saying that YOU needed to clean it.

Mommy of Tyler and Chase said...

Come pic! Thanks for your call today, it really meant alot! Miss you...Colin

misty said...

me & you are in the same boat with our 2 year olds... trouble is what they are!!! haha but you have to love them - they are just too cute!

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