Monday, April 20, 2009

daveisms

The other day (just in casual conversation) David shared this golden nugget of wisdom with me. It is my privilege to share it with you:

There are only three irrefutable laws in life...
1. never get involved in a land war in Asia.
2. never say, "No" to the Women's Ministry.
3. never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

Oh, you've gotta love that church humor!

p.s.
If you've never seen The Princess Bride, you won't get that joke.
It's also possible that you live under a rock.
on Mars.

In the rare event that a rock dwelling Martian inadvertently stumbles upon this post - this video should provide a little contextual clarity:

8 comments:

Housewife Savant said...

I DID - see P.B.
I GOT it - Dave is funny.
I KNOW - church business, & ladies [worse yet].
So funny Jennifer.

Jana (sidetrack'd) said...

Ha! Matt told me the other day that he was trying to build up my resistance to iocaine powder. What's with these guys memorizing the entire script of PB?

Kodi said...

I love Princess Bride! Why can't there be more movies that are that funny and not rated R?!

Jenn M said...

Hey, this is Jennifer Major (Ellen Flemmons daughter). Love your blog! And, PB is one of the greatest movies! "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You keel my father, prepare to die!"

More Every Day said...

YOU ARE TOO FUNNY! I am so cracking up right now!

Brittany said...

I love Princess Bride!

And, you are so correct... don't mess with Women's Ministry! Always say "yes", and no one will get hurt!

Your new song titles (on the side bar) are cute! You clever girl! :)

mommaof4wife2r said...

what a great movie! love it!

kris said...

best. movie. ever. i could watch it a million times :)

and "the dad" is a funny man ;)

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