Saturday, April 4, 2009

Attention Zoo Patrons:

Welcome to the zoo. We hope that you enjoy your visit.
In order to make your trip more comfortable, we have a few suggestions.

First,
Clothing should be comfortable and cover at least 50% of your body. Preferably, the most important parts.

Next,
Shoes should be...um... not 4 inch heels.
Try some flat shoes.
Tennis Shoes. Ballet flats, even. Just make 'em flat.
Remember, you are going to be doing a lot of walking.
A lot.

Under no circumstances should a guest EVER wear something like this to the zoo:


Thank you and enjoy your day.

9 comments:

Peace L♥ve Applesauce said...

I swear, only at the Memphis Zoo!
I was there last week and saw a mom, pushing her double stroller in 4 inch WEDGES.. Yes!
Who knew it was so important to make a fashion statement at the zoo?

quartermom said...

hey maybe she had to meet someone off the internet! haha

Housewife Savant said...

Rawr!
JK, for sure, because these crazy/poor choices are EVERYWHERE.
Maybe she shopped at [insert store name here] where hoochie-wear is in abundance.
Sidenote; our last springtime venture to the zoo was during mating season for seemingly every creature.
There was some blushing, much snickering, and I overheard more than a few impromptu explanations of human, er animal reproduction.
Ahem.

Kelli said...

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! Did she think she was gonna find a man at the zoo? Scary.

Kelli said...

Ooh and I've been meaning to ask you if you designed your header yourself or if someone else did. I want a new one.

mommaof4wife2r said...

the heels...well, what can you say??

Angela said...

Oh that is funny.

Sarah @ Thrifty Decor Chick said...

Just wrong. Wrong, wrong wrong. Didn't you love the cake fight on Friday??? What the heck is with Jill btw?? Such a you-know-what.

SarahHub said...

:gasp:

No words are even coming to me at this point...

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