Saturday, April 4, 2009

Attention Zoo Patrons:

Welcome to the zoo. We hope that you enjoy your visit.
In order to make your trip more comfortable, we have a few suggestions.

First,
Clothing should be comfortable and cover at least 50% of your body. Preferably, the most important parts.

Next,
Shoes should be...um... not 4 inch heels.
Try some flat shoes.
Tennis Shoes. Ballet flats, even. Just make 'em flat.
Remember, you are going to be doing a lot of walking.
A lot.

Under no circumstances should a guest EVER wear something like this to the zoo:


Thank you and enjoy your day.

9 comments:

TLF said...

I swear, only at the Memphis Zoo!
I was there last week and saw a mom, pushing her double stroller in 4 inch WEDGES.. Yes!
Who knew it was so important to make a fashion statement at the zoo?

quartermom said...

hey maybe she had to meet someone off the internet! haha

Housewife Savant said...

Rawr!
JK, for sure, because these crazy/poor choices are EVERYWHERE.
Maybe she shopped at [insert store name here] where hoochie-wear is in abundance.
Sidenote; our last springtime venture to the zoo was during mating season for seemingly every creature.
There was some blushing, much snickering, and I overheard more than a few impromptu explanations of human, er animal reproduction.
Ahem.

Kelli said...

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! Did she think she was gonna find a man at the zoo? Scary.

Kelli said...

Ooh and I've been meaning to ask you if you designed your header yourself or if someone else did. I want a new one.

Danyele Easterhaus said...

the heels...well, what can you say??

Angela Nazworth said...

Oh that is funny.

Thrifty Decor Chick said...

Just wrong. Wrong, wrong wrong. Didn't you love the cake fight on Friday??? What the heck is with Jill btw?? Such a you-know-what.

SarahHub said...

:gasp:

No words are even coming to me at this point...

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