Tuesday, November 18, 2008

daveisms

Tonight David and I were watching The O'Reilly Factor (which he DVR's. Yes. That's correct. He DVR's The O'Reilly Factor) when a commercial for the new Andrea Bocelli CD came on.

The commercial reminded me of one of the funniest things that Dave has accidentally said to me during our 8 years of marriage.
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Remember all the crazy media coverage from Tom and Katie's wedding a year or so ago?

What's that? You have a life?
Bragger.


Well evidently, I don't - because I know some RANDOM facts about Tom and Katie's wedding, their beautiful little alien baby, Suri, and their crazy Scientology beliefs.

Facts that could only be gained by watching sinful amounts of entertainment news shows and reading countless covers of celebrity gossip magazines while standing in line at Target.

One of those facts is that Andrea Bocelli sang in their wedding.

Of course. Why wouldn't he?
Sassy Pants.


During the Media Frenzy of that time, I was shamelessly adding to the stalker-vision ratings gaining factual information on some lame-o entertainment show when footage of the famed Bocelli popped up on the t.v. screen.


That's about the time that David walked through the room.

He took one look at the T.V. and said,
"Man. That guy is HAMMERED."

After picking myself off of the floor, I said, "He's not drunk! He's BLIND, you big dork!"

Hee, hee.. Even now, months later... it makes me laugh.

Oh, Dave. I love you.

8 comments:

Sonya said...

OK - I just woke my entire household up laughing. That is hysterical!

Amanda@Imperfectly Beautiful said...

HILARIOUS!@! I needed a good laugh!

Jackie @ Our Moments Our Memories said...

Bwahahahaha! Your hubby's a riot!

Although...now that I look at the picture, I can see how he could make that mistake. ;)

misty said...

i have tired emailing you twice but it keeps coming back to me.

try emailing me - lemonsmm@yahoo.com

Rach@In His Hands said...

I just about fell out of my chair laughing! That's funny stuff.

Jana (sidetrack'd) said...

That is hilarious!

Magpie Interior Design said...

Ok, seriously LMAO. Really. No, really.

Ahhh. that was good.

Also, I adore your little bench! Great job distressing! (If you want to tone down the white a little you could do a light rub of a pecan color stain over it. Paint it on, rub it right off.)

Phew... still laughing.

~Stacy

maribeth said...

okay, i think you told me that story before and it still made me laugh out loud and again as i read it to josh! hysterical!!

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