Sunday, March 29, 2009

stuck on you

Avery's had a run of bad luck in the "coordination department" lately.
Lots of Boo Boos.
Lots.

Evidently, she's a little athletically challenged. Wonder where she gets that?
Definitely not from me.
I can speed walk with the best of them.
It's a sight to behold.

After a recent spill in the parking lot at her preschool, we ventured over to Target to buy some band-aids for her VERY OWCHY boo-boo.

Of all the Band-aids in the entire store, these were the ones she wanted.

Barbie?
No thanks.
Princesses?
No way.
Dora?
Puhlease.
Diego?
Adios.
Ponies?
Absolutely not.
Hello Kitty?
Buh-Bye.

Only "Hannah Tanna" would do.
Waterproof Hannah Tanna band-aids
Tattoo, waterproof, Hannah Tannah Band-aids.

Did I mention that they are waterproof?
The sticky on these band-aids has to be some distant cousin to super glue.
They have been on her for daayyyyss now and aren't going anywhere.
The perimeter is secure.
Very secure.
These band-aids give new meaning to the phrase "like ripping off a bandage".

I've tried a few times to convince her to let me rip take them off, but she won't have it.

Last night, while she was in the tub I stared at Hannah Tanna's evil little smiling face.
I could almost hear her saying, "Nice try. I'm WATERPROOF, Punk."

It's possible that the only way those little guys are coming off is for me to enlist the help of a straight jacket and/or mild sedative.
Yikes.

At least she likes them.
It's looking like they may be sticking around for awhile (no pun intended).

13 comments:

Rach@In His Hands said...

Ha!!!!! :-)

Emily said...

Oh, jen!! Welcome to the other side..... Next thing you know she'll want a cute "Hannah Tanna" iron on shirt..... I'll be happy to pass Amelia's down to her ;)

Liz said...

So funny! I can't believe they can make bandaids look like tattoos now!

Molly said...

Hope Hannah has an Easter outfit on!
Looks like you will have to coordinate an outfit with her for Easter!
HA!! Too funny!

Carry Grace said...

Hannah Tanna - how cute!

You are right about those band-aids they really do stick.

Shea said...

Ugh. Hannah Montana.. my 22 year old sister loves her. Sooo weird.

Danyele Easterhaus said...

killing me....

Jackie said...

Hannah Tanna already??? Oh, oh, oh. And a distant cousin of super glue - hahah1

Jen @ tatertotsandjello.com said...

Oh - she's so cute! I have a 4 year old who is always hurting herself and needs band aids. Although sometimes I think she makes up boo boos just so she can get to the band aids!

Have a super day!

XOXO
Jen

Thrifty Decor Chick said...

Punk!! HA!! I laughed out loud about you praying for Kevin. I feel you. I haven't watched today's yet but I'm looking forward to Jill getting it.

Jamie said...

Too funny!

Just came across your blog today...I can tell I'm going to enjoy it here.

Kelli said...

I swear Avery and Jamison were separated at birth, Jamison gets her lack of coordination from me and is always hurting herself. Recently it's been a cut on her toe, ouch. She's OK with a Backyardigans bandaid.

Ladybird said...

That is too cute! She is precious!

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