Friday, June 12, 2009

the rules of fashion

So the other day I was perusing the clothing in Target when I stumbled upon these:

Yes. They ARE bloomers.
No. I wasn't in the children's section.

They kinda look like these, don't 'cha think?

A little fashion rule I like to follow: If my 2 year old owns it, I probably shouldn't.

Well...I say that, but come to think of it...

I do own this little handy guy (which I made myself. with my SEWING MACHINE. I'm just sayin'):


and it does slightly resemble this:

In fact, I'm pretty sure that the table full of college kids sitting next to us at dinner the other night thought I was wearing exactly that.

So --new rule:
If my 2 year-old owns it, I probably shouldn't.
Except gigantic bibs. Those are fine.

8 comments:

Brittany said...

I need a bib! :)

I swear my lip has a whole in it. Thank goodness for Shout stain remover!

Kelli said...

Bloomers...seriously. Deep. I could use a bib every now and then though.

Housewife Savant said...

You kill me.
You said "gigantic boobs" and there's enough church-girl in me that I snicker.
Quietly.
Churchy.
Like when the scripture reading includes the word "ass".

Kodi said...

Dude- I want you to make me a giant bib aka hooter hider. :)

The bloomers actually could look pretty cute on the right skinnier than me girl. It is a good alternative to the Britney Spears idea of flashing private parts when wearing a short skirt or dress???

Housewife Savant said...

Seriously?
How SICK am I?
Wouldn't that pig Freud have a blast with me?

Him, and most everyone else, cuz Gigantic Boobs is funny. But sick.

I need my eyes checked as badly as I need my head examined.

misty said...

its crazy the fashion these days. i wouldn't be caught wearing them!!! haha

mommaof4wife2r said...

bloomers for adults??? do they come with depends?

Mel said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog!!! I enjoy reading, laughing, getting great craft ideas, etc. PLUS getting inspiration from your walk with Christ.

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